We believe that to be true: if you buy UNKL for your friends and family, they’ll love you. Well, maybe they won’t — but I can tell you that we sure as hell will.

And because we have so much love to give, we’re throwing a big fat sale starting on Friday, Nov. 16 at 10 am PST. You’ll see a little bit of every part of the UNKL family on sale — well, except me, Derek and Jason. You can’t afford these bods. I know, I’m sorry.

So give the gift of UNKL this holiday season. Why not?